Agatha Raisin and the Wellspring of Death Read online

  Or if they had learned of a barn where the farmer was about to exterminate rats, would they have mustered with the same passion? And the one burning question was: Who was paying for all this? For the meeting room, for the transport to various hunts and to the spring itself?

  There must be an office somewhere.

  The only member who made James uneasy was a large, burly young man with a shaven head and a skull and crossbones tattooed on it. He was called Zak, and James was uncomfortably aware of Zak’s eyes on him from time to time.

  At last the meeting was wound up. Sybil said a bus would pick them all up in the centre of Coventry on the Saturday at 2 p.m. and take them to the wicked car salesman’s barbecue.

  As they were shuffling out of the door, Zak took James by the elbow in a powerful grip. ‘I think we should find a place for a drink, mate,’ he said.

  ‘Got someone to see,’ muttered James.

  ‘They can wait,’ said Zak, not releasing his grip on James’s arm.

  Not wanting to attract attention by making a scene, James allowed himself to be led out and marched along the street to another pub.

  The new pub was quite respectable and fairly full. James began to relax. He could always get someone to call the police if Zak started to get nasty They ordered half-pints of bitter and took them to a corner table.

  ‘Now, mate,’ said Zak, ‘what’s your game?’

  ‘What d’yer mean?’ said James.

  ‘You ain’t one of them. Spotted it the minute you walked in.’

  James studied Zak’s unlovely face and then said in his own voice, ‘Them? You said “them”. Not, “one of us”. What’s your game?’

  They scrutinized each other like two strange cats. James glanced under the table at Zak’s feet. The torn jeans Zak was wearing ended in a pair of black lace-up shoes.

  James gave a slow smile. ‘Are you a detective?’

  ‘Copper. The CID don’t waste their time with a piffling thing like this. So what’s your business?’

  ‘How did you guess I wasn’t one of them?’

  ‘You’re too clean and your nails are manicured. Did you notice the smell of unwashed bodies in there? They consider it bourgeois to wash. Sybil says that a capitalist society has removed all the exciting body odours from the British population.’

  ‘I’m from near Ancombe,’ said James. ‘The village where that murder took place at the spring.’

  ‘So what’s that got to do with this lot?’

  ‘They demonstrated at the spring. I wondered what had brought them. No animals involved.’

  ‘You think they had something to do with the murder?’

  ‘No, but the water company taking away the water aroused strong feelings among the members of the parish council who didn’t want the water taken away. I thought one of them might have paid this lot, and if someone paid this lot, then that person might be the murderer. Who pays them, by the way? I heard somewhere that hunt saboteurs get as much as forty pounds a day.’

  ‘Believe me, mate, that’s something I’ve never been able to find out. You’ll get paid on Saturday. Plain envelope, notes inside. We’ve been able to trace legitimate contributions, sad, lonely people who can only relate to animals.’

  ‘The ones who demand unconditional love?’

  ‘You’ve lost me there.’

  ‘There’s a lot of hypersensitive people around who keep getting hurt by humans and so they pour out all their love on dogs and cats, and the dogs, in particular, return the love, and they can’t speak, can’t nag and are not likely to run away to another owner.’

  ‘I get it. Well, some old codger dies and either because of the reasons you gave, or because they think their relatives didn’t appreciate them, they leave their money to organizations like this.’

  ‘So do you go undercover to tip the police off when there’s going to be a demonstration?’

  ‘If it’s going to be really nasty, yes, but I have to be careful. I won’t bother about this thing on Saturday. If it gets rough, I’ll hide behind a bush and call them in on my mobile.’

  ‘How long have you been doing it?’

  ‘Six months, here and there, different groups.’

  ‘Seems a bit rough. That tattoo, for instance.’

  ‘Washes off. Not the real thing, and my hair’ll grow back in again. They’ve promised to take me off it soon, send someone else.’

  ‘So is Sybil the head of this lot?’

  ‘No. Look, they go on about the liberation of women, but these groups are as male-chauvinist-pig as you could find anywhere. So they put up some noisy female as chairperson while the fellows actually do all the organizing. You sometimes get a few upper-class ones joining in. They like a rumble for a bit of excitement and don’t care what the cause is. So tell me about yourself.’

  So James did: retired colonel, trying to write military history.

  ‘I don’t mind you being around and that’s a fact,’ said Zak when James had finished. ‘But dirty up your nails a bit.’

  ‘And you should change your shoes,’ said James with a grin. ‘They scream “copper”.’

  Car salesman Mike Pratt surveyed his appearance complacently in the mirror that Saturday. He didn’t look forty. Bit of grey hair at the temples, but that gave him a distinguished look. His designer jeans had knife-edge creases and his new white leather shoes, he thought, gave him an international look. He glanced at his gold Rolex, not a real one, mind, but bought in Nathan Street in Kowloon, and who could tell the difference?

  His wife came into the bedroom and stood with her thin arms folded, looking at him. Kylie was his second wife. She had been a pretty little blonde when he married her ten years ago, but now, he thought, glaring at her reflection in the mirror, she looked a fright, with dark roots showing in her blonde hair, and a skimpy T-shirt, skin-tight leggings and high-heeled shoes all accentuating her painful thinness. He tied a red scarf at the neck of his open-necked blue shirt.

  ‘Everything’s ready for you to play the big shot,’ said Kylie. ‘But I ain’t roasting them hedgehogs, no way.’

  ‘You wouldn’t know how to,’ sneered Mike. ‘I know, just like that, cos of my gypsy background.’

  ‘What gypsy background?’ said Kylie. ‘Your father’s a burglar and he’s still doing time.’

  ‘I’m talking about my grandparents. My grandmother was a gypsy.’ Mike took a swig of vodka from a glass on the dressing-table. His consumption of alcohol was awe-inspiring.

  It is a sad trait among American alcoholics to claim a Cherokee grandmother; among their British counterparts, it is a gypsy.

  Mike and Kylie Pratt lived in a neat bungalow among other neat bungalows, all almost identical with their ruched curtains at the windows and their manicured lawns.

  Mike went out carrying his glass, brushing past his wife. He heard the first car arrive. He had invited all the neighbours. He was not sure how hedgehogs should be roasted, but they were meat like any other animal, and should surely simply be salted and peppered and put on the barbecue.

  The day was fine, not a cloud in the sky. Feeling the lord of the manor, he advanced to meet the first of his guests.

  He had paid the butcher to skin the hedgehogs, and the little carcasses lay in a pathetic bunch on a table beside the barbecue. On other tables were bowls of salads, paper plates, cups, bottles and glasses.

  He felt at his best when dispensing drinks. The garden began to fill up. Voices were raised in the usual neighbourly salutations, ‘You a’right? I’m a’right.’ The women surrounded their men, listening eagerly as if they had not heard every word over the preceding years, prompting their spouses with little cries of ‘Ye-yes. Oh, yes.’

  Mike put the hedgehogs on the barbecue and poked at them with a long fork. Maybe he should have tried to cook one before. The smell was not very appetizing.

  And then the protesters erupted into the garden. ‘Murderer!’ screamed Sybil.

  Flushed with booze and outrage, Mike strode f
orward. ‘Get out of here, you hooligans.’ He punched Trevor on the arm. Trevor punched him on the nose and Mike fell back, with blood streaming down his face, while guests scattered and the television cameras whirred, for no protesters protested without informing the press of what they were about to do.

  Zak crouched down behind a bush and phoned for reinforcements, which he knew were waiting in a van around the corner.

  James had joined him. ‘Get out there and get yourself arrested,’ hissed Zak. ‘I’ll get you off.’

  So James added to the fun by sending the barbecue flying. Burning coals rolled across the lawn.

  Kylie leaned against the doorway of her house, sipping a drink, a little smile on her face. Mike’s birthday was turning out to be quite fun after all.

  Chapter Five

  Agatha and Roy sloped around the house the next morning, both reluctant to walk even the few miles to Ancombe to tackle Mary Owen and to pick up the car.

  ‘Let’s see if there’s anything on the news,’ said Agatha, switching to Sky Television.

  ‘It’s not on the hour,’ complained Roy. ‘It’s eleven-twenty and it’s all that dreary sports.’

  ‘Only last for ten minutes,’ said Agatha, sitting down in front of the set clutching a cup of coffee.

  ‘There won’t be anything about the murder,’ said Roy.

  ‘Let’s see.’

  The sports finished, then the ads. Then both sat up straight as the news came on again and a voice said, ‘The barbecue of a Mr Mike Pratt of Coventry was the subject of attack yesterday by members of Save Our Foxes.’

  ‘It’s them,’ said Agatha eagerly.

  The voice went on to explain about the barbecuing of the hedgehogs. ‘Look at that blazing sunshine,’ complained Roy. ‘You’d think Coventry was at the other end of the earth instead of being in the Midlands like us. Why did we have to get soaked?’

  ‘Shh!’ hissed Agatha.

  A blond man with an ugly sneer on his face was pushing the barbecue over. Agatha stiffened. ‘Doesn’t that chap look like James?’

  ‘You poor thing.’ Roy shook his head. ‘You’re beginning to see Lacey everywhere. Let’s go. At least the Coventry sunshine has reached us.’

  ‘Isn’t this beautiful?’ said Roy as he trotted along by Agatha’s side on the road to Ancombe.

  Agatha grunted by way of reply, but wondering again why the sheer beauty of the spring countryside did not seem to get inside her. She remembered passing some Saturdays of her underprivileged childhood at the art gallery in Birmingham studying English landscapes, enjoying the painted scenery which had become part of that early dream of living in the countryside one day. And so she saw the present passing landscape like a painting. That bright green of the new leaves, she’d had that colour in her art class at school. And the curved furrows of a ploughed field, with the trees at the edge raising their branches to the blue sky, looked like one of those paintings. Perhaps one had to be brought up in the country to really appreciate it.

  ‘Do you believe in God?’ asked Roy suddenly.

  ‘Don’t know,’ said Agatha, wondering if the person in the sky with whom she frequently made bargains – get me out of this one and I’ll give up smoking – really did exist.

  ‘I believe in Nature,’ said Roy, spreading his arms wide. ‘That’s what it’s all about.’

  ‘You’re not going to start hugging trees?’ said Agatha suspiciously. ‘I’ve got to live here.’

  ‘I’m trying to explain I’m a pagan,’ said Roy. ‘I am as one with all this.’

  Agatha was about to say something waspish, but Roy’s thin, weak face was turned up to the sun and he looked supremely happy. ‘Glad you’re enjoying yourself,’ she said gruffly.

  ‘Funny,’ said Roy, taking her arm, ‘I always thought anyone who moved out of the city was mad, but maybe if I lowered my sights, it would be better. You and me, Aggie, we could team up and start a new agency in Mircester. Do local accounts. Maybe get married.’

  ‘And spend my declining years with people mistaking you for my son?’

  ‘Think about it. We get on all right.’

  Agatha privately thought that a very little of Roy went a long way, but she gently detached her arm and said, ‘Okay, I’ll think about it.’ Then she said, ‘Do we really have to go on with this? It’s funny how people in villages so close by can be so different. Apart from the dreadful Mrs Darry and a few others, the people in Carsely are wonderful. But the ones we’ve met in Ancombe seem to be really nasty, and Mary Owen is surely going to be the nastiest of all.’

  ‘You’ve dealt with nasty people all your life, Aggie.’

  True, thought Agatha, and it used to be all the same to me, nice or nasty, just a job, but now I’ve learned to like people.

  ‘Where does Mary Owen live?’ she realized Roy was asking.

  ‘I looked her up. She lives in Ancombe Manor, far end of the village. We’ll pick up the car and drive.’

  Soon they were turning in at the entrance to the manor. Thick yew hedges lined either side of the narrow drive, giving Agatha the impression of driving through a maze. Suddenly they were in front of the house. It was old, very old, made of Cotswold stone, rambling and covered in ivy. It looked as if it had been there so long that it had become part of the surrounding countryside.

  Agatha’s sharp eyes noticed that there were weeds sprouting in the gravel-covered circle outside the manor-house. She began to think the report that Mary Owen had fallen on hard times might be true. Such a house would have housed an army of indoor and outdoor servants in the old days.

  ‘Well, here goes for another barrage of insults,’ said Agatha, pushing an anachronistic bell-push by the side of the iron-studded door.

  At first they thought there was no one at home, but then they heard footsteps approaching.

  The door opened. Mary Owen stood there. She was wearing a shabby sweater and stained riding-breeches and boots. Her head was tied up in a scarf and she held a duster in one hand.

  Her contemptuous eyes raked them.

  ‘What do you want?’

  ‘I am Agatha Raisin –’

  ‘I know that. And who’s your creature?’

  ‘This is Mr Roy Silver,’ said Agatha firmly, thinking if one was prepared for insult, it certainly helped one not to lose one’s temper.

  ‘Out with it, then. Haven’t you done enough damage, whoring for that damned water company?’

  Roy timidly tugged at Agatha’s arm, but Agatha smiled pleasantly. ‘I just wanted to talk to you.’

  ‘About what?’

  ‘The murder.’

  Mary stood scowling at the duster in her hand. Then she jerked her head. ‘Come in.’

  They followed her into a small dark hall and then along a stone-flagged corridor to a kitchen. ‘Sit down,’ barked Mary. They sat down at the kitchen table. Mary jerked out a chair with the toe of one boot and sat down facing them.

  ‘You have a bit of a reputation as a detective,’ said Mary.

  ‘I have solved some cases,’ said Agatha.

  ‘So you say. The only reason I’m bothering with you is that you might get the police to see some sense. You see, I know who murdered Robert Struthers.’

  ‘Who?’ demanded Agatha and Roy in unison.

  ‘Jane Cutler, that’s who!’

  ‘Why?’ asked Agatha. ‘I heard she hoped to marry him.’

  ‘Of course she did. That ghoul specializes in marrying men who are due to drop dead, only Robert didn’t have terminal cancer or anything like that. He could have lived to a hundred. So she helped him on his way.’

  ‘But what good would that do her?’ Agatha looked every bit as bewildered as she felt.

  ‘Because I believe she talked poor Robert into making out his will in her favour.’

  ‘But you don’t know for sure!’

  ‘I know. Do me a favour and get it out of your police friends. Now if you don’t mind, I have work to do.’

  ‘So what do you thin
k of that?’ asked Roy as they drove off.

  ‘I think we should drive to Mircester and see what we can get out of Bill Wong.’

  ‘Why do you think she sneered at me like that?’ demanded Roy moodily. ‘Creature, indeed.’

  ‘She was furious with me and you just happened to be there.’

  Roy’s thin face lightened. ‘That’s it. It can’t be my clothes. I mean, this sweater’s Italian and cost a mint, and my jeans are stone-washed.’

  Agatha privately thought that no matter how much money he spent on clothes, Roy would always look somehow as if he belonged in one of those London street gangs of white-faced undernourished youths.

  ‘Oh, bugger,’ said Agatha as they drove into Mircester. ‘Market-day. No central parking, and I’m sick of walking.’

  ‘Park right there!’ said Roy.

  ‘It’s a yellow line. No parking.’

  ‘Just park,’ said Roy, fumbling in his back pocket and taking out his wallet. He fished out a ‘disabled’ sticker and affixed it on Agatha’s windscreen.

  ‘Where did you get that?’

  ‘From a friend,’ said Roy.

  ‘But what if some copper comes along?’

  ‘We can always drool at the mouth and say we’re mentally disabled. Come along.’

  They went into the police headquarters and asked for Bill Wong. ‘We should have phoned,’ said Agatha, as they waited. ‘He’s probably out.’

  But after a few minutes, Bill appeared.

  ‘I hope you’ve got something for me,’ he said. ‘I’m busy.’ He led the way to an interviewing-room.

  Agatha outlined everything she had learned since the last time she had seen him, ending up with Mary Owen’s claim that Jane Cutler had murdered Robert Struthers to inherit after his death.

  ‘Not the case,’ said Bill. ‘His son gets everything, not even a mention of either Jane Cutler or Mary Owen in the will.’

  ‘Oh,’ said Agatha, disappointed.

  ‘This old boy, I mean Struthers,’ said Roy, ‘could have been playing both of them along. Old people sometimes do that to get attention. I mean, he liked playing cagey. He wouldn’t tell any of the other councillors which way he meant to vote. Strikes me as being manipulative and liking his little bit of power. Just suppose Jane Cutler thought she was in the will.’