Agatha Raisin The Perfect Paragon ar-16 Read online

  “I love gardening. Tell me all about it.”

  Fortunately, Charles had a garrulous Scottish gardener who was always lecturing him on flowers, vegetables, trees and mulches. So he talked about gardening while she listened with a little half-smile on her face, the kind of smile you see on classical statues.

  And then she suddenly rose to her feet. “I must get back. Do stay and finish your drink.”

  She gathered up her handbag and headed for the door. Then she turned and said sweetly, “Do tell your friend Mrs. Raisin that I didn’t enjoy the film either. Pity. Such good reviews.”

  THREE

  AGATHA was horrified when Charles told her of Mabel’s parting comment. “I should never have employed an amateur like Phil,” she raged.

  “That’s not fair, Agatha. Amateur yourself! If it hadn’t been for Phil, you’d never have found Jessica’s body, and both of you were tailing her. Mrs. Bloxby’s trying to get your attention.”

  Agatha was aware of Mabel, back once more behind her jams, smiling that little smile.

  “Oh, Mrs. Raisin, bad news,” said Mrs. Bloxby. “Mabel has just confided in me that she knows you were following her. She thinks it’s rather sweet.”

  ”Sweet!”

  “Yes, she says her husband is so jealous and it’s very flattering.”

  “How did she know? We were well behind her.”

  “Perhaps she took out her compact or something to powder her nose in the cinema and spotted you.”

  “She doesn’t wear make-up. Now what do I do?”

  “Haven’t you anyone else you could put on the case?”

  “I’ve re-employed Patrick Mulligan. She doesn’t know him. He’s working on the Jessica Bradley case. We could switch.”

  “So you’ve re-employed Patrick. I thought you were cutting back on expenses.”

  “I’d forgotten the golden rule of business and that’s to put money in to get money out. It looks, however, as if Mabel Smedley is a lot sharper than we thought.”

  Charles’s mobile rang. He muttered an excuse and hurried outside.

  Phil came up and Agatha told him about Mabel spotting them. “I don’t know how she did it,” he said. “I mean, she’s not the suspicious type and all the ladies here think she’s a perfect paragon. Works so hard for good causes …”

  “And never was heard a discouraging word,” said Agatha. “Let’s get back to the office, Phil. We’d better put Patrick on it.”

  “But what about photographs?”

  “We’ll go on to the Jessica case. If Patrick digs up anything worth photographing, he can let us know.”

  Charles came back. “I’ve got to go,” he said. “Remember my date who didn’t show up? She’s phoned to apologize. Her dog died and she was too distraught to get in touch with me.”

  “I’ll drop you back at the cottage,” said Agatha, “and you can collect your car.”

  She felt like snapping at Charles on the road back to Carsely. It was not as if she were jealous of this girl, she told herself. It was just annoying the way he dropped in and out of her life, using her cottage as a sort of hotel.

  After Charles had collected his bags and left, Agatha felt the old wave of loneliness descend on her. Then she remembered Roy would be coming at the weekend and set out for the office feeling slightly more cheerful.

  Before she left her cottage, she had phoned Patrick about the new arrangement. He was waiting for her when she arrived and listened intently as she outlined the case.

  “Nobody’s that perfect,” he said. “I think she found out that her husband had employed you. I think I know how she found out.” His eyes slid to where Mrs. Freedman was tapping away at the keys on the computer.

  Agatha stared in amazement. “Mrs. Freedman. Stop work for a moment. Did you tell anyone that Robert Smedley had hired us to spy in his wife?”

  Mrs. Freedman was a plump, placid lady with tightly curled grey hair, a pleasant face and thick glasses. A tide of red went up from her neck and covered her face.

  “Do you remember the Boggles?”

  “Can I ever forget them?” said Agatha. The Boggles were an elderly couple who had lived in Carsely and had demanded outings and treats from the members of the ladies’ society with ruthless energy. Agatha had heaved a sigh of relief when they had relocated to a nursing home in Broadway.

  “Paid them a little visit and they were asking about things. I didn’t think there would be any harm in telling them.”

  “Harm?” raged Agatha. “They’d be on the phone as soon as you had left. You must never discuss anything that goes on here with anyone.”

  “Oh, I am so sorry. They looked so old and frail. I never believed for a moment they would phone anyone or tell anyone. I mean, they said that no one ever visited them.”

  “That’s that,” said Patrick. “She’s not going to do anything now that she knows we’re on to her. Better tell Smedley.”

  “No, not yet,” said Agatha slowly. “If there’s anything to find out about her, it happened before, and that’s what you’ve got to dig up.”

  “Do you want me to leave?” asked Mrs. Freedman in a quavering voice.

  “Oh, go on with what you’re doing,” said Agatha.

  The door opened and a young man slouched in. He had a shaven head, a nose stud, earrings and was dressed all in black—black T-shirt under a black leather jacket and black leather trousers. His face was set in a truculent sneer. He had blue eyes, a sharp nose and a long mouth.

  “Hi,” he said and slumped down on the sofa.

  “My nephew, Harry Beam,” said Mrs. Freedman.

  For a moment, Agatha was lost for words. She had imagined the nephew would turn out to be a bright, clean-cut young man.

  “So this is your gap year?” Agatha finally demanded.

  “Yup.”

  “What are you going to study?”

  “Physics.”

  “Where?”

  “Imperial College.”

  How on earth did he get in there? wondered Agatha. Threaten to break their legs? Oh, well, one day should be enough to get rid of him.

  “Mrs. Freedman, give Harry the files on the lost animals and let him get on with it. Patrick, did you manage to interview either Fairy Tennant or Trixie Sommers?”

  “Not yet. I’ve been trying the neighbours. I was going to get them after school.”

  “Okay, Phil and I will go now.”

  “I know them,” said Harry, looking up. “Pair of slags.”

  “How do you know them?”

  “Year below me in school.”

  “And what about Jessica Bradley?”

  “Naw, she was one of the quiet ones.”

  Agatha hesitated. The sensible thing would be to take Harry with her. But she balked at the thought of losing face by being seen with such an oaf.

  “Come along, Phil. Harry, if you find one animal, you’re hired.”

  He grunted, staring at the photographs of the missing pets.

  Agatha sighed and went out, followed by Phil.

  When they were driving off, she said, “I begin to wonder about Mrs. Freedman. First she gossips and then she saddles me with that monster of a nephew.”

  “He may be all right,” said Phil. “They all look weird these days.”

  They drove to Mircester High School and parked outside. Some parents were already waiting in their cars because a lot of pupils came in from outlying villages, some not served by a school bus.

  At four o’clock, the pupils began to stream out. Agatha reflected that most seemed to have done everything they could to alter their school uniforms. A lot of the girls were wearing high heels and tiny skirts. The boys went in for the sloppy look. Trousers drooping over their ankles and shirt tails hanging out.

  Agatha recognized Trixie and Fairy and walked towards them.

  Harry Beam turned into a store where he knew there was a machine for printing business cards. He typed in his name, put “private detective” under it, the name of
the agency and the phone numbers and email of the agency.

  Then he got into an old white Ford van he had hired and headed out to the outskirts, where the Animal Rescue Shelter was located. It had just started up a month before.

  He went into the reception desk.

  The receptionist looked him up and down and demanded, “What do you want?”

  And Harry smiled at her. The smile transformed him and Agatha would not have recognized his voice as he presented his business card and said meekly, “I wonder if I could look at your cats and dogs. You see, the owners are so distressed and we would like to do everything we can to help them find their pets.”

  She studied his card. “That’s the agency which is helping poor Jessica’s parents find out who murdered her?”

  “That’s the one.”

  “Wait here.”

  She went off.

  Harry waited patiently. After a short time she returned with a man whom she introduced as Mr. Blenkinsop.

  Mr. Blenkinsop had phoned the agency to check that Harry really was who he said he was.

  “Follow me, young man,” he said. “We’ll let you have a look.”

  Clutching his folders, Harry followed him.

  He went carefully from cage to cage, turning occasionally to ask when either a cat or dog had been admitted.

  At last he said cheerfully, “I think I’ve got them all. Would you like to check the photographs with me as I point them out?”

  Fairy and Trixie had the shortest skirts of all. They had both loosened their ties and unbuttoned their shirts to where an edge of brassiere would peep through. Both had very long legs ending in high heels. The school would have stopped short at allowing them to wear stilettos, so they had compromised by wearing black shoes with a heavy sole and large clumpy heel. They both had masses of brown unruly hair streaked blonde.

  “Jail bait,” muttered Phil. “How can their parents let them go around like that?”

  Agatha walked forward. “Fairy and Trixie? Remember me?”

  “That’s us,” said Fairy. “Who wants to know? Don’t ‘member you.”

  “I am a private detective investigating the death of Jessica Bradley.”

  “Look,” said Trixie, “we’ve talked to the police. We don’t need to talk to you. You don’t look like a detective anyway. You’re old.”

  “Cut the crap,” said Agatha savagely. “I find it damned suspicious that you have no interest in finding out who murdered your friend.”

  They stared at her mulishly. Both were chewing gum. Then Trixie shrugged and said to Fairy, “Let’s split.”

  They sauntered off, leaving Agatha glaring after them.

  “I got their photos. Might come in useful,” said Phil.

  “Let’s try the school,” said Agatha. “So much bureaucracy and paperwork these days, the teachers are probably all still chained to their desks.”

  “I took notes from reports in the local papers. Her English teacher is a Miss Rook.”

  They entered the school and walked along corridors until they found a teacher who told them Miss Rook was in the staffroom and directed them there.

  There were five teachers in the staffroom. “Miss Rook?” asked Agatha.

  “That’s me.” A small woman got to her feet.

  Agatha introduced herself and Phil.

  “Is it about Jessica?”

  “Yes.”

  “We’ll leave you to it, Alice,” said one of the four other teachers, and then they left.

  “Sit down,” said Alice Rook. “Would you like some staff coffee? I warn you, it’s pretty terrible.”

  “No, we’re all right. Tell us about Jessica.”

  “Up till six months ago, she was a very good pupil. Not like some of the others, who shout Paki at me even though I’m half Indian.”

  “That explains the English name.”

  “Yes.”

  Alice Rook was a pretty woman with a smooth coffeecoloured skin, large dark eyes and thick black hair.

  “So what caused the change in Jessica?”

  “Fairy Tennant and Trixie Sommers. Bad influence. Jessica was quite shy, you know, and like all shy girls she wanted to be popular with the boys. She started to hang out with that precious pair. I told her her work was slipping, and that if she didn’t get good grades she’d never make it to university. She just stared at me and said nothing. You know what I think? I think she had a crush on someone. I think she had decided to do anything to attract that someone.”

  “Any idea who that someone was?”

  She shook her head. “I would swear it was no one in her class or in her year. I know the boys the girls fancy and it wasn’t any of them. I think it was someone outside of this school.”

  “What makes you say that?”

  “I teach English, and for Jessica’s form it’s the last lesson of the day. Towards the end of the lesson, she would keep looking out of the window and fidgeting. Her eyes were bright and shining. She looked like a girl waiting for a lover.”

  “Did you ever see her go off with anyone?”

  “I’m afraid not. What a waste of a bright girl.”

  “Is there a school counsellor? Might she have consulted someone?”

  “There is a counsellor, Mrs. Aynton, but if Jessica consulted her, she can’t really tell you anything. What the pupils say to her is confidential.”

  “But Jessica’s dead! Surely that makes a difference.”

  “Wait here and I’ll see if she’s still in the building.”

  I went to a school like this, thought Agatha. Built of breeze block and already crumbling at the edges. Thrown up cheap. The smells are the same. Disinfectant and the metallic odour of school meals.

  Alice Rook came back. She shook her head. “Jessica never consulted the school counsellor.”

  “What was her best subject?” asked Phil.

  “Definitely maths. The only subject she still got A’s in.”

  “Who taught her?”

  “Mr. Owen Trump. Why?”

  “Pupils will always work hard for a teacher they admire and she might have said something to him,” said Phil. “Is he still in the school?”

  “I’ll have a look.”

  Agatha was torn between wishing she had thought of that idea herself and a feeling that she really ought to give Phil a little praise. Instead, she said, “We’ll review your wages when we get back to the office. I think we can say your trial is over.”

  Phil’s face lit up. “Thank you very much.”

  “Only what you deserve,” said Agatha gruffly.

  The staffroom door opened and a young man came in. “I’m Owen Trump,” he said. “Alice has gone home.”

  Agatha’s heart gave a lurch. He looked in the dim room like a younger version of James Lacey. He had thick black hair and bright blue eyes. “I’ll put the light on,” he said. “I think we’re going to get rain at last.”

  He switched on the light and Agatha realized he wasn’t like James Lacey at all. His face was handsome but not as strong and he was wearing blue contact lenses. Where as James Lacey’s mouth was long and firm, his was full-lipped and sensuous.

  “How can I help you?” he asked. He sat down in a battered armchair by the two-bar electric fire, and Agatha and Phil, who had risen when he entered, resumed their seats.

  “As Miss Rook probably told you,” began Agatha, “I am a private detective investigating the death of Jessica Bradley.”

  “That was an awful business. She was my brightest pupil.”

  “She had fallen off in all her other subjects,” said Agatha. “Did she have a crush on you?”

  “Oh, well,” he said with an irritating air of complacency, “they all have a crush on me from time to time.”

  “So did she confide in you?”

  “No. She would sometimes stay behind to ask me some question about maths.”

  “Did you ever see her outside school?”

  “What exactly are you implying?”

 
; Agatha back-pedalled. “I mean, did you ever see her in Mircester after school hours with anyone?”

  “Only with that precious pair, Fairy and Trixie, in the mall. I hardly recognized Jessica. They were all in school uniform, but Jessica had hitched up her skirt and she was heavily made up.”

  “What were they doing?”

  “They were waiting under the clock in the centre of the mall. It’s a favourite meeting place. I assumed they were waiting for boys.”

  “Did Jessica show any interest in any boy in the school?”

  “Not that I know of. You see, she was always a quiet, scholarly girl, up until about six months ago. I didn’t notice much difference, but her other teachers wondered what had happened to her. If that is all…?”

  Agatha gave him her card. “If you hear anything that might be important, let me know.”

  “I will let the police know. They are better equipped to deal with this.” And with that, he walked out.

  “Pompous twit,” muttered Agatha. “And vain. Did you notice those contact lenses?”

  “No, but a lot of people wear them. How can you tell?”

  “It’s that unnatural bright blue. Well, I suppose we’d better get over to the mall. I’ve got a photograph of Jessica. We’ll see if any of the shopkeepers near the clock recognize her, although this photograph makes her look just like a decent schoolgirl, and if she was heavily made-up, they might not remember her. Still, it’s worth a try.”

  But the shopkeepers could not remember seeing Jessica. “I took photos of Fairy and Trixie,” said Phil. “I’ll get them printed up and try again tomorrow if you like. If they recognize Fairy and Trixie, they might remember a third girl. What now?”

  “We’ll go back to the office and start again tomorrow. I need to get rid of Harry Beam.”

  Harry Beam was slouched on the sofa. On the floor in front of him were three cat boxes and a small Jack Russell was sitting on his lap.

  “Good heavens!” said Agatha. “You’ve found them all. How did you do it?”

  Harry had told Mrs. Freedman not to say he had found them all at the animal refuge. “Just walking miles looking and looking.”