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  At last, he picked up the phone and began to dial.

  A pale dawn was lighting up the sky and the water as Hamish Macbeth wearily made his way along the waterfront. There was something he had to do before he went to sleep and it was something that only duty was prompting him to do. His heart felt heavy, and his lips moved in a soundless Gaelic prayer.

  He turned in at a white-painted gate and went around the back of the house to the kitchen door. He rapped loud and long on the glass until he saw a light go on upstairs. He waited, hearing footsteps descending, shuffling footsteps approaching the kitchen door.

  The door opened and Tina Baxter stood blinking at him nervously. She clutched a pink woollen dressing gown tightly at her neck. All colour drained from her face.

  ‘Aye, it’s me,’ said Hamish heavily. ‘Mind if I come in?’

  She stood aside, and he walked past her into the kitchen. She followed him and sat down at the kitchen table as if her legs could no longer bear her weight.

  ‘I was here earlier,’ said Hamish, ‘talking to you about young Charlie’s future. You were wearing a blue dress.’ He took an envelope out of his tunic pocket and extracted the piece of material he had found on the bush beside the pool. ‘Is this yours?’

  ‘Yes,’ whispered Mrs Baxter. She covered her face with her hands and began to cry.

  ‘I couldn’t help it,’ she sobbed. ‘The disgrace. My Charlie’s name in the papers. I had to shut her mouth.’

  Hamish sat down opposite her. His head was beginning to clear, and his earlier fright was beginning to recede as common sense took over. The first rays of sun began to warm the kitchen.

  ‘Mrs Baxter,’ he said gently. ‘Immediately after the murder all the bushes and braes and heather and trees were combed for clues by the forensic boys. It’s awfy strange they didn’t find this and I did.’

  ‘I did it.’ Tina Baxter stared at him, her face working.

  ‘Aye, that you did. Not the murder. You cut a bit out of your dress and left it there, hoping someone would find it. So now we’ll have another wee chat about Charlie. He’s twelve years old. Twelve years old. Just think o’ that. He’s a strong boy but there is no way he could have overpowered a woman of Lady Jane’s size. Then there’s the lad’s character . . .’

  ‘It’s bad blood, bad blood,’ said Tina Baxter, her hands clutching and unclutching the material of her dressing gown. ‘His father was violent. He threatened to kill me if I didn’t give him a divorce.’ Her voice was rising hysterically.

  ‘I am thinking,’ said Hamish sincerely, ‘that you would drive a saint to violence. I feel like striking you myself. Do you know that because of your silly clue-planting you had me thinking you knew that Charlie did it and were trying to fix the blame on yourself? You’re a dangerous woman. Now, here’s what you are going to do. You are going to leave Charlie here to stay with his aunt and I suggest you go back home and see one o’ thae head doctors. You’ll drive the bairn mad with all your hysterics.

  ‘If you don’t do what I say, I will let the newspapers know that you believed your own boy capable of murder and nearly got him accused of it by your clumsiness.’

  Hamish rose to his feet. ‘So think on that, Mrs Baxter. I’ll bring mair scandal down on your head than you ever could hae imagined.’

  It was the last day of the fishing course. Unless the police requested otherwise, Blair would take their home and business addresses and allow them to leave on the Sunday morning. The river Anstey was still closed to them. Heather and John had suggested they fish the Marag.

  On returning to the police station, Hamish found that Blair was still asleep. He typed up his notes, studied the results, and then put them to one side. He thought long and carefully about each member of the fishing school. He decided he was being haunted by the scale of the crime. He began to read through his well-thumbed ten-volume edition of Famous Crimes. Motives tumbled one after another before his tired eyes. Murder for money, for passion, for revenge. Alcohol or drugs brought out the Hyde side of the character, but no one in the fishing school case drank daily to excess and not one of them had shown any sign of being a drug user. He made one pot after another of strong tea. His dog, Towser, prowled about uneasily, stopping to lick his master’s hand as if wondering what was keeping him from his bed, for Towser liked to stretch out on the bed at Hamish’s feet.

  ‘It is all a matter of lack of conscience,’ thought Hamish.

  By the time the little fishing class was setting out for their last day, Hamish was sound asleep, his dog snoring at his feet, and a sheaf of notes clutched to his chest.

  He was awakened by Blair shaking his shoulder. ‘It’s noon,’ snarled Blair savagely. ‘By God, I’ll report you for sheer laziness. I’ve got a job for you. You’ll come along with me to that hotel this evening and you’ll take down the addresses of the whole lot of ’em. I don’t just mean their home addresses, we’ve got those. I mean where they work and where they’re likely to be visiting.’

  ‘Get out!’ said a small, shrill voice behind Blair. The large detective swung around in amazement. Charlie Baxter stood in the doorway clutching a mug of tea. ‘This is Constable Macbeth’s house,’ he said, ‘and you’ve got no right to bully him.’

  Blair stared at the boy, who was white with anger.

  Hamish, who had fallen asleep in the shirt and flannels he had worn the night before, swung his legs quickly out of bed.

  ‘Into the kitchen with you, Charlie,’ he said. ‘What time will you be wanting me at the hotel, sir?’

  ‘Six o’clock,’ snapped Blair. ‘And tell that kid to mind his manners.’ He stomped off where he could shortly be heard haranguing MacNab and Anderson in Hamish’s office.

  ‘I’ve prepared breakfast for you, Mr Macbeth,’ said Charlie shyly. ‘It’s on the table.’

  ‘Aye, you’ve done very well,’ said Hamish, tucking into charred bacon and rubbery egg. ‘Quite the wee housewife. Aren’t you going fishing?’

  ‘I thought you might run up to the Marag with me,’ said Charlie. ‘You see, I have to thank you. Mother left in a rage. I don’t know what you said or what Auntie said to her afterwards, but I’m to stay.’

  ‘Isn’t that the great thing,’ smiled Hamish. ‘Och, your ma’s a decent body, but she worries overmuch about everything.’

  ‘Perhaps we’ll catch the murderer together, Mr Macbeth.’

  ‘We might at that. Wait till I put on my uniform and we’ll be off.’

  There was a festival air about the fishing school. Even Daphne seemed to have stopped her bitchy behaviour. All of them had come to the conclusion at breakfast that none of them had done it and Lady Jane had probably come across a poacher or some itinerant madman. Tomorrow, they would all return home with a story they could dine out on for years.

  Alice drew Hamish aside and showed him a silver and cairngorm ring she was wearing on a string around her neck. ‘Jeremy gave this to me,’ she said. ‘He bought it at the gift shop this morning. I was going to put it on my finger, but he said to keep it secret for the moment.’

  ‘Why?’ asked Hamish curiously. ‘It is not as if the man is married.’

  ‘Oh, you men are so secretive,’ laughed Alice.

  ‘If I were to be married to the lady of my choice,’ said Hamish slowly, ‘I would shout it from the mountain top.’

  But Alice only giggled happily and walked away. Hamish went to sit on a rock where he could get a view of everyone in the fishing school and there he stayed for the whole of the day. At last, at five o’clock, he walked up to Heather and said, ‘You are all expected in the hotel at six o’clock, Mrs Cartwright. They will want to wash and change. Mr Blair wants me to take your names and addresses, and myself will be having a bit of a word with you.’

  ‘All right,’ said Heather, looking curiously at Hamish’s face. ‘I’ll get them together.’

  ‘I will go on,’ said Hamish, ‘and make sure that no other guests are allowed in the lounge.’

  At the
hotel, Hamish found Blair, MacNab and Anderson waiting for him. ‘They are coming,’ said Hamish, ‘and will be in the lounge at six. I am just going to tell Mr Johnson to keep other guests out of the lounge. You see, I am going to find your murderer for you, Mr Blair.’

  MacNab sniggered, and Jimmy Anderson said, ‘You’ve been reading too many detective stories, Hamish. Great detective gathers suspects in the library and unmasks killer.’

  ‘Aye, chust so,’ said Hamish, walking off.

  ‘He’s mad,’ growled MacNab. ‘I’ll tell him to go home and have some black coffee.’

  ‘No,’ said Blair. ‘Let him get on with it. I want him to make a right fool of himself. I’ll have him out of his cushy job in a week.’

  And so Hamish found Blair surprisingly mild and cooperative when he returned. Yes. Blair grinned. MacNab would guard the door and Anderson the window.

  At last, one by one, the members of the fishing party entered the lounge. Hamish stood with his back to the empty fireplace and waited until they were all seated.

  ‘Before I take down your addresses and send you on your way tomorrow,’ he said, ‘there’s just a few things I have to say.’ MacNab stifled a laugh.

  ‘It was a wee bit difficult for me to see at first which one of you had done the murder because you all seemed to have a motive.’

  ‘Get on with it.’ Daphne Gore yawned. ‘I’m dying for a drink.’

  ‘John and Heather Cartwright,’ went on Hamish, ignoring the interruption. ‘A bad press might have ruined your school, and there was no doubt that Lady Jane meant to give you a bad write-up. You had a letter from friends in Austria telling you how she had managed to ruin them. Mr Cartwright lives for this fishing school and Mrs Cartwright lives for her husband. Both could have committed the murder . . . or one of them.

  ‘Marvin and Amy Roth . . .’

  ‘I’m not going to listen to any more of this,’ said Heather. She half rose from her chair, her face flushed with distress, changed her mind, and sat down again, looking not at Hamish, but at her husband.

  ‘Marvin Roth,’ said Hamish, ‘was involved in a scandal some years ago when he was charged with running sweatshops in the garment district of New York and employing illegal aliens. He did not want his past raked up just when he was set on entering politics, and he guessed from a remark Lady Jane made that she knew all about his past.

  ‘Then Amy Roth. Always talking about being a Blanchard from Augusta, except you aren’t a Blanchard by birth. You married Tom Blanchard ten years ago and the marriage only lasted a few weeks, but you kept his name and background. Lady Jane must have known that.’

  Marvin polished the top of his bald head. ‘Look here,’ he said desperately. ‘Amy didn’t say anything about being a Blanchard by birth, now did you, hon?’

  ‘Oh, yes, she did,’ said Daphne. ‘Right down to the last mint julep.’

  ‘You misheard,’ said Marvin, giving Daphne a cold, pale look.

  ‘Then we come to Major Peter Frame,’ said Hamish.

  ‘Not again,’ said the major, burying his face in his hands.

  ‘You care very much for your reputation as an officer and a gentleman,’ said Hamish. ‘You have an excitable temper and you were heard to threaten Lady Jane’s life. You were never in the war, nor have you a particularly upper-class background. Lady Jane gave you a rough time.

  ‘Alice Wilson.’ Alice smiled tremulously at Jeremy, who frowned and looked at the door. ‘You got into minor trouble as a child and it’s plagued you ever since. There was a big reason why you did not want the matter to get out. Perhaps you might have killed because of it.’

  Nobody moved, but they seemed to shrink away from Alice.

  ‘I wouldn’t,’ gasped Alice. ‘Jeremy, please . . .’

  ‘Charlie Baxter,’ went on Hamish. ‘Well, you had a bad time with her ladyship, and boys of your age can do terrible things under stress.

  ‘Jeremy Blythe. I think you are a ruthless, ambitious, selfish man. You messed up two women in your Oxford days and God knows how many more. You want to be elected a member of the Conservative party, and Lady Jane’s story, had it appeared, would have meant the end of your ambitions.’

  ‘This is cruel,’ thought Alice wildly. ‘He could have taken us aside one at a time. It’s like some horrible game of truths, bringing all our skeletons out of the closet.’ She looked angrily at Hamish, who was consulting a sheaf of notes. He raised his eyes and looked around the room. ‘He doesn’t know who did it!’ thought Alice with a sudden flash of intuition. ‘He’s looking for some sign that will betray the murderer.’

  ‘Daphne Gore. Lady Jane knew all about you. I won’t go into the details of your background that landed you under psychiatric care, but I think you are unbalanced enough to kill someone, given enough stress.’

  There was a shocked silence. ‘If your little game is over, Macbeth,’ said Blair, ‘we’ll get those addresses and . . .’

  Hamish ignored him.

  ‘Now we had one clue, a torn corner of a photograph with part of the legend BUY BRIT— in one corner. At first I thought it might be part of an old Buy British poster. The fragment also shows the top of a head with something sparkly on it like a tiara. I made a lot of phone calls and found out at last what the legend really read.

  ‘It runs BUY BRITTELS BEER – a kind of beer that is sold in America.’

  ‘Never heard of it,’ said Marvin Roth.

  ‘Not many people have,’ said Hamish. ‘It was made locally by a small firm controlled by the Mafia in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn. It was so strong the locals said it was made out of all the bodies that didn’t end up in the East River. It was a bit of luck I found that out. Mrs Roth had muttered something about Red Hook, but at the time, I thought she must be talking about something to do with the fishing. It was only later I remembered Red Hook was a district in Brooklyn. I have a cousin, Erchie, who lives in Red Hook and I phoned him up. He said it was sold in small Mafia gambling clubs.

  ‘He neffer heard of Amy Blanchard or Amy Roth, but he had heard of an Amy a whiles back who was a stripper, Amy not being a usual name in the Italian section. Now Lady Jane had been in the States, no doubt digging up what dirt she could. Lady Jane was content to wait until her column appeared to see the rest of you suffering or to imagine your suffering. But Amy caught her on the raw. She arranged to meet Mrs Roth in the woods. There she showed her a photograph of Amy the stripper, wearing very little except a spangled headdress. You, Mrs Roth, have very little in the way of a conscience. This is something I feel about you, rather than something I definitely know. It came on me bit by bit. The look in the back of your eyes always had a certain steady calculating hardness no matter what you were saying. So you strangled her and then you dragged the body to the pool. You wanted something to weight the body and so you went down to the beach and found some old rusty chain. As soon as you had pushed her into the pool, you felt safe. You then returned to her room and destroyed all her notes and papers. Your husband would never know you were a Brooklyn stripper who sold her favours.’

  Good God, thought Heather Cartwright wildly. Do people still talk about women selling their favours?

  Amy Roth sat very still, her eyes lowered.

  Marvin lumbered up and sat on the arm of his wife’s chair and put a hand on her shoulder and gave it a comforting squeeze.

  ‘You’re talking shit,’ grated Marvin. ‘I won’t believe what you said about Amy. I’ll tell you something else. She knows I love her. She knows that I wouldn’t give a damn about her past. Mine ain’t so lily white. Where’s your proof?’

  ‘She was seen,’ said Hamish. ‘There is this poacher, Angus MacGregor . . .’

  His voice trailed away as Amy raised her eyes and looked at him. Her eyes had lost their soft, cow-like expression. They were as flat and as hard as two stones.

  ‘You did it, didn’t you?’ said Hamish.

  Amy Roth moistened her lips.

  ‘Yes,’ she said flatly.
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  ‘And when you said you thought your husband had done it and you were frightened he had left something incriminating behind, you were really frightened you had left something.’

  ‘Yes,’ said Amy again in that dreadful flat voice.

  Marvin’s face was white and working with emotion. Tears started to his eyes. ‘You’re making her say all this.’ There was a long silence. ‘Amy,’ pleaded Marvin, ‘if you did it, you did it for me. Well, the hell with politics. I wasn’t ever sold on the idea anyway.’

  ‘That was not the reason, was it, Amy?’ said Hamish.

  ‘I guess not,’ she said in a dull voice. She stretched her fingers and looked at them thoughtfully. ‘She messed with me, that’s all. I don’t like no one messing with me.’

  And as Anderson and MacNab closed in on her, she gave her husband an apologetic little smile.

  Hamish leaned on the harbour wall, keeping his eyes fixed on the sea. He felt immeasurably tired. He did not want to see Amy dragged out to the police car. She would be taken to the women’s prison at Strathbane.

  He waited a long time while cars came and went. Then he heard Blair’s voice behind him. ‘That was a neat bit of work, Constable. I suppose you’re laughing your head off. MacNab and Anderson have taken her to Strathbane with the rest of my men. I’m just about to follow. Fine reading it will make for my superiors. Case solved by the village bobby.’

  ‘Och, no,’ said Hamish soothingly. ‘It was yourself that pointed the way. I will not be taking any credit.’

  ‘Why did you keep this poacher witness up your sleeve? It worked the trick.’

  ‘I chust made that up,’ said Hamish, lighting a cigarette. ‘It was all guesswork.’

  ‘What!’

  ‘Aye. I just took a chance. You see, Erchie told me that the only Amy he had ever heard of around the Mafia clubs away back was a young stripper. He was not sure it was the same person, at all, at all. I just thought I would chance it.’

  ‘But what if you had been wrong?’