Hamish Macbeth 19 (2003) - Death of a Village Read online

Annie Docherty began to laugh.

  Hamish Macbeth had to delay his visit to Stoyre. It turned out Mrs. Prescott had died of an overdose of morphine. Other bodies were being exhumed. Detective Chief Inspector Blair was in hospital with a liver complaint, which made it easier for Hamish to cover up for Mr. Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson told police that they both feared for their lives: that the offices had been unlocked and he had taken back Mrs. Docherty’s papers. Yes, he had a criminal record but he was truly reformed and, he pointed out, if it had not been for himself and Mrs. Docherty, the police would not have found out anything.

  Mr. Dupont turned out to be Heinrich Bergen, wanted by the Hamburg police for a similar scam in Germany.

  The paperwork involved kept Hamish at his computer for hours at a time. He felt it was fortunate that Annie Docherty and Charlie Jefferson were getting all the credit for the detective work so that he didn’t need to worry about promotion to Strathbane.

  Elspeth had sent a story to the nationals. Mrs. Docherty and Mr. Jefferson were being hailed as the modern Miss Marple and Hercule Poirot. And then the fuss died away as the first cold, dark nights settled in and Hamish turned his mind back to Stoyre.

  As he moved into the holiday home on the waterfront of Stoyre at the end of August, Hamish could sense, rather than see, curious eyes watching him. Lugs let out a grumble of discontent as he prowled suspiciously around.

  “Aye, I know what you mean,” said Hamish. The air inside smelled damp, dusty, even though the place had obviously been recently cleaned. He carried his suitcase upstairs to the bedroom and returned to the living room and crouched down by the fireplace. He had requested fuel because the nights were getting cold. There was a basket of peat, a basket of logs, and some kindling in a large box beside the fireplace. He picked up a copy of the Highland Times from the table. It was an old issue. He crumpled up pages of it and arranged them in the hearth, set the kindling, and struck a match, then sat back on his heels to watch the blaze. Smoke billowed out from the fireplace. Cursing, he ran and opened the door. He waited until the fire had died down and then gingerly put his hand up the chimney. It had been blocked off with wads of newspaper. He pulled them down along with a fall of soot.

  Still cursing, he cleaned up the mess and set the fire again. This time it went off with a roar. He heaped on peat and logs. He got a vacuum cleaner out of a cupboard under the stairs and plugged it in. He switched it on. Nothing happened. Of course, he was supposed to pay for every little bit of electricity. He fished a fifty-pee piece out of his pocket and put it in a meter over the front door. Now the vacuum worked. He cleaned the soot that had fallen on the carpet, switched off the vacuum cleaner, and went upstairs to wash and unpack.

  He went through to the bathroom. There was no bath, only a shower. Hamish Macbeth did not like showers. He liked to wallow. But, he considered, as he was so filthy with soot, the shower for the moment was a better idea. It was once he was under the shower that he discovered there was no soap in the dish. But he had taken a bottle of shampoo into the shower with him, so he used that to wash his hair and clean himself all over.

  He towelled himself down and changed into clean clothes and then he unpacked. The wardrobe was just a recess with a dingy curtain over it and only three wire hangers dangling from a rail. Lugs was sitting at the entrance to the bedroom door, curiously surveying his master.

  “It iss a disgrace, that iss what it iss, Lugs,” said Hamish, the sibilance of his accent betraying that he was rapidly losing his temper. “How can they expect the tourists when they treat them like this?”

  There was a chest of drawers of the yellow soapbox variety. The drawers were difficult to open. He arranged as much as he could in the drawers, hung up his one good suit and his uniform, and left the rest in the suitcase, which he kicked under the bed.

  He sat down on the bed. It felt hard. It was covered in thin blankets and a slippery quilt.

  “Well, now, Lugs, it will just have to do. Let’s see if the shop is still open.”

  Followed by Lugs, he walked out of the house and along to the general store. He could hear people talking inside, but when he walked in, there was silence.

  He shrugged and carried a wire basket around the shelves, selecting various items. He had brought a box of groceries with him but he needed fresh milk and bacon and bread as well as soap.

  He carried the basket up to the counter, where Mrs. MacBean began to take the groceries out of the basket and ring them up on an old·fashioned till.

  He paid for them. The groceries lay on the counter.

  “Haven’t you a bag?” asked Hamish.

  “Bags are three pee.”

  Hamish sighed. “I’ll have two, then.”

  “What are you doing here?” asked Mrs. MacBean.

  “I’m on holiday.”

  “From Lochdubh?”

  “Aye, why not?”

  She looked up at him, her eyes showing an internal war between a longing for gossip and a desire to keep quiet. Curiosity won.

  “You were on that case o’ the nursing home at Braikie?”

  “Aye, bad business that.”

  “It is the bad enough business getting old,” she said, leaning on the counter, “without folks trying to kill you.”

  “It is that,” said Hamish amiably. “They’re right wicked people. But it was old Mrs. Docherty who was the brave one. She…”

  Her face suddenly closed down. “If that’s all, Mr. Macbeth, I have to take inventory of the stock.”

  Hamish turned slowly round. The shop, which was a sort of mini-supermarket, consisted of two small lanes of groceries and two cold cabinets and one freezer. A doorway at the back of the shop was concealed by a curtain. The curtain moved slightly and then was still.

  He turned back to Mrs. MacBean. Her old eyes were like grey glass. No expression. He picked up his groceries and walked out.

  It was a misty day. Everything was still except for the slight plash of waves on the shingly beach. He walked back to the cottage, opened the door, and set about making a late breakfast.

  The cottage was dark, so he switched on the overhead light, which consisted of two bulbs concealed in a china bowl hung on wires.

  He stacked away the groceries he had brought with him along with the ones from the shop after leaving out the bacon and eggs. Lugs gave a low growl.

  Hamish gave a click of impatience. “I’ve forgotten dog food. Wait here.”

  He went out and ran along to the shop. As he opened the door, he could hear Mrs. MacBean saying, “He says he’s on holiday…” and then she saw him and fell silent. There were five people in the shop. They began to leave, eyes on the ground, shuffling past him without looking at him.

  Hamish collected six cans of dog food and a bottle of whisky, paid for them, and left. He returned to the cottage, fed Lugs, and switched on the electric cooker.

  The lights immediately went out. Cursing, he put another fifty pee in the meter and the lights came on again.

  “The rats have got that meter rigged,” he said to Lugs. He made himself breakfast and then called the estate agent and reported a ‘faulty’ meter, “for I am sure you wouldn’t be cheating the customers.”

  Alarmed, the estate agent said he would have an electrician call immediately. There was one in Stoyre.

  Hamish had just discovered to his fury that even the hot-water tank had a coin box attached when there came a knock at the door.

  He opened it and looked down at a small gnome of a man carrying a tool bag.

  “I am Hughie McGarry,” he said. “The mannie in Strathbane says that as you are only here for the week, I’ve tae bypass the meter.”

  “That’s great,” said Hamish. “Come in.”

  “It’ll take a bit of time. If you wass to just maybe go for a wee walk and keep out of my way, it would be for the better.”

  “All right,” said Hamish, reflecting that there was nothing in his luggage worth stealing. He banked up the fire, put Lugs on a leash, and heade
d for the door. “How long will you be?”

  “About an hour.”

  “And you live here?”

  “Aye, up the hill a bit near the kirk.”

  The gnomelike man picked up a chair and placed it under the meter. “I’ll chust be having a look at this.”

  Although the mist was beginning to roll back and the sun shone down, McGarry was dressed in several layers of clothes, which all smelled strongly of peat smoke. His wrinkled face was grimy and his eyes had odd red glints in them. He pulled a lever beside the box. “I’ll just switch the electric off at the mains. Why do you not be going away?”

  Hamish walked along the waterfront. He said ‘Hullo’ and ‘Grand day’ to various villagers, who responded politely with ‘Aye, so it is,’ but there was an odd atmosphere of watching and waiting.

  Above the village, the last remnants of the mist were trailing off up the mountain flanks. A heron sailed lazily overhead. It was one of those forgotten villages of the Highlands, reflected Hamish. Quite amazing in beauty and yet so far off the beaten track that few outsiders ever discovered it. The air smelled clean and fresh and new. He suddenly wished with all his heart that there was nothing sinister going on in Stoyre. But there was still the question of who had blown up the major’s cottage. It stood on the hillside, a blackened shell.

  He began to consider seriously for the first time that he might have put himself in danger. Whoever had gone to the lengths of bombing the major’s cottage might decide to attack him. He returned and got into the Land Rover and with Lugs beside him drove to Braikie and bought two smoke alarms. When he returned to Stoyre, it was to find that McGarry had finished his work and left, leaving the door open. Hamish prowled around, inspecting everything. He cautiously switched on the light but there was no sinister flash, no explosion.

  He built up the fire, although the day was quite warm outside, to disperse the remaining chill. He affixed the smoke alarms, one downstairs on the living room ceiling and another at the top of the stairs above the small landing.

  There was a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. He placed it by the front door.

  After an early dinner, he felt he should take the evening off and read. He had bought the bottle of whisky at the local store just in case Jimmy dropped over to pay him a visit. He poured himself a glass, picked up a book, and began to read. Lugs stretched out in front of the fire with a contented sigh.

  Earlier in the day, Elspeth went to Mrs. Docherty’s cottage to see how the two local celebrities were getting along.

  “Very well, my dear,” said Mrs. Docherty. “We did enjoy our bit of fame.”

  “It’s not over yet,” said Elspeth. “You’ll have your day in court. What’s it like living with Mr. Jefferson?”

  “At first I thought it might be a bit claustrophobic, but it’s worked out quite well. We have our separate rooms and he likes going off and pottering about the village.”

  “Aren’t you worried he might be tempted to return to his criminal activities?”

  “He’s a bit long in the tooth to want to face up to any more time in prison. I think he’ll be all right. Where’s Macbeth? There’s a note on the police station door referring all calls to Cnothan.”

  Elspeth hesitated. But there could be no harm in telling this elderly lady where Hamish was. “As long as you don’t tell anyone…”

  “No, I won’t.”

  “Well, do you remember that business at Stoyre where some major’s holiday cottage got blown up?”

  “Yes, of course. It was in all the papers.”

  “He’s gone there on holiday. Officially on holiday. Some cottage on the waterfront is where he is. But he wants to nose around and see if he can find anything out.”

  After Elspeth had left, Mrs. Docherty hailed Mr. Jefferson, when he arrived, with “That policeman, Hamish, has gone to Stoyre on holiday.”

  “Really? The place where they blew up that cottage?”

  “That’s the one. He’s actually going to stay there to see if he can find anything out.”

  “He might have told us. I mean, didn’t we solve that nursing home business for him?”

  “We could always go over there this evening and see him.”

  “I’ll drive,” said Mr. Jefferson quickly. Mrs. Docherty was famous for cruising along at around twenty miles an hour.

  In the holiday cottage, the smoke alarm on the upstairs landing started to shrill. Lugs rose from the hearthrug and began to bark. His master lay asleep in the armchair. Lugs seized one trouser leg and pulled. But Hamish did not awake. Lugs put back his head and began to howl.

  “It looks as if everyone left,” said Mr. Jefferson, parking on the waterfront. “The place is deserted.”

  Mrs. Docherty climbed stiffly out of the car. “I hear a dog howling,” she said.

  “Over there,” cried Mr. Jefferson. “There’s smoke coming out of the top windows of that cottage.”

  He ran towards the door of the cottage, with Mrs. Docherty hurrying after him as best she could. He hammered on the door. He tried the handle. The door was locked. He took out his skeleton keys and unlocked it. Lugs ran to meet him as the door opened, barking wildly. Mr. Jefferson put a handkerchief over his face and ran up the stairs and into the bedroom. Flames were licking along the skirting board. He nipped down the stairs again and threw the switch beside the meter, cutting off the electricity and plunging the cottage into darkness. Then he went back upstairs with the fire extinguisher and aimed it at the flames until they were extinguished. The window was open a few inches. He opened it wide and let the acrid smoke billow out.

  Coughing and wheezing, he went downstairs. In the glow of the firelight, he could see Mrs. Docherty slapping Hamish’s face.

  “Is he dead?” he asked.

  “No, just out cold. What caused the fire?”

  “Faulty wiring, I think. I’ve cut off the electricity. Let’s call the police.”

  “No, let’s try to get Hamish awake. If the police come back to Stoyre, it’ll set back his investigation. He might not like that. Is there anything we can use as an emetic?”

  Mrs. Docherty searched the cupboards. “Nothing but salt. That would do but we’d best get him awake first. Get him on his feet.”

  The elderly couple heaved and pushed, with only the result of sending Hamish toppling over onto the floor.

  “They may have poisoned him,” panted Mr. Jefferson. “I’ll bring the car round to the door. We’ll try to get him in the back and take him to Dr. Brodie.”

  “He’s drugged, I’m sure, but his pulse is strong. Okay, get the car.”

  Fortunately for them, Hamish regained brief consciousness, enough for them to get him out the door and into the car, where they thrust him into the backseat. Lugs jumped in after his master. Mr. Jefferson relocked the door and set off, driving at breakneck speed.

  Dr. Brodie opened the door and stared in bewilderment at the elderly couple who were both talking at once about fire and drugs and Hamish. At last he made out what they were saying and went out to the car. Hamish blinked at him groggily.

  “Come on, lad,” said the doctor, easing him out of the car. “Let’s get you inside.”

  His wife, Angela, came out to help.

  Hamish was laid down on the living room carpet. Dr. Brodie shone a light in his eyes. “Yes, it’s a fair guess he’s been drugged. Better call Strathbane.”

  “I think you should ask Hamish first what he wants to do,” said Mrs. Docherty. “It’s an undercover operation,” she added importantly.

  “Oh, very well. We’ll walk him up and down a bit. Angela, you take one side and I’ll take the other.”

  Slowly Hamish recovered until he was able to sit and drink black coffee.

  “It was the whisky, I’m sure of it,” he said. “I bought a bottle at the store. A man called McGarry called round to fix the electric meter. He may have doctored the whisky and done something to the wiring. Did you bring that bottle of whisky with you?”

  “Th
ere was no whisky that I could see and no glass,” said Mrs. Docherty. “I looked in case you’d taken pills or something.”

  “Whatever is going on in Stoyre which prompted someone to try to kill a policeman must be pretty criminal,” said Hamish. “Did you phone Strathbane?”

  “No, we were waiting to see what you wanted to do.”

  “I cannae keep quiet about it,” said Hamish. “Let me phone Daviot.”

  They waited while he phoned. They could hear Hamish telling his chief about what happened and then outraged squawks coming down the line.

  Then Hamish interrupted with “This is serious, sir. I have an idea. May I come and discuss it with you?”

  When he rang off, he said, “Can I borrow your car, Angela? I’m going to talk to Daviot.”

  “You’re still in no fit state to drive,” said the doctor.

  “That’s all right,” said Mr. Jefferson happily. “We’ll drive him, won’t we, Annie?”

  “Of course we will.”

  Angela smiled. “You’d best come with me to the bathroom and wash your face, Mr. Jefferson. You’re all black with smoke.”

  Despite feeling groggy, Hamish could only wonder at the energy of the old couple as Mr. Jefferson with Mrs. Docherty beside him and Lugs and Hamish in the backseat drove off at speed in the direction of Strathbane. “Are we going to his home?” asked Mr. Jefferson, braking violently as a deer appeared in the middle of the road. “Good thing I didn’t hit that,” he said amiably as the deer leapt off into the night. “Could have totalled the car.”

  “And us,” said Hamish, who felt he had endured; enough shocks. “No, he’s meeting me at police head quarters. How did you guess it was the wiring and know to switch off the electricity?”

  There was a silence. An owl flitted across in front of them and for a brief time there was only the sound of the engine. Then Mr. Jefferson said reluctantly, “I may as well tell you, being a reformed character, I once pulled that trick—not to try to kill anyone, mind, but to clear a house. I was staying in so that I could lift a few trinkets during the confusion.”

  “I never thought I would be grateful to someone wi’ criminal experience,” said Hamish. “You saved my life. How did you know I was at Stoyre?”