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  James said, "Have the police been to see you yet?"

  "No. Why should they want to see me? Oh, because of Mrs. Raisin being murdered."

  "It's not as simple as that. You may not have noticed in the newspapers today because of all the world news, but a certain Miss Purvey was murdered in Mircester."

  "Purvey? Purvey! She was there at the health farm. Thin spinster. But surely that has nothing to do with anything."

  "Jimmy Raisin was a blackmailer," said Agatha. Mrs. Comfort choked on her drink and then appeared to rally. "Really?" she said brightly. "How sickening."

  Agatha took a gamble. "The real reason we are here is because we think he may have been blackmailing you."

  "How dare you! There is nothing about me that anyone could blackmail me about. I think you should both go."

  Mrs. Comfort got to her feet. They rose as well. "You would not like to try the real story out on us first?" asked James gently.

  "What do you mean, on you first?"

  "The police will be here soon and they will ask you the same questions. Then they will check your bank statements to see if you have been drawing out regular sums of money to pay blackmail, or if you ever issued a cheque to Jimmy Raisin."

  She sat down as if her legs had suddenly given way. Her puffy face crumpled and she looked about to cry. Agatha and James slowly sat down again.

  She mutely held out her now empty glass to James. He took it, sniffed it, and then went behind the white leather bar and filled it with neat whisky and carried it back to her. They waited while she drank in silence and then she said, "Why not hear it all?

  "As I said, Jimmy Raisin was a wreck when he first came, but he soon smartened up. He was charming and amusing and...well, the others seemed a lot of stuffed shirts, and because I was a woman on my own, I was put at the same table as Miss Purvey, and that made me feel like shit.

  "Jimmy started to flirt with me and then he said he'd been down to the village that afternoon and he had a couple of Cornish pasties in his room. I went along to have one because I was so hungry and we were giggling like schoolchildren at a midnight feast. One thing led to another and we ended up j spending the night together. We were very civilized about it j the next day. As far as I was concerned, it was a one-night j stand. I was married, and happily married, too, but those Cornish pasties had seduced me in the same way as vintage I champagne would have done on another occasion."

  She paused to drink more whisky thirstily.

  "Do you know, I almost forgot about the whole episode? j It meant that little. Then one day, when my husband had just gone off to work - we were living in Mircester then - Jimmy I turned up. He said that unless I paid him, he would tell my j husband about our night together. I told him to get lost. It was his word against mine, and I would deny the whole thing. But j he wrote to my husband and described certain details about me and...and...my husband divorced me."

  There was a long silence.

  Agatha said quietly, "Why did you tell us this? You paid him nothing, so there would be no way anyone could find out I anything from your bank statements."

  She shrugged wearily. "I've never told anyone. Can you imagine the shame? Thirty years of married life down the; tubes, just like that. I hated Jimmy Raisin, but I didn't kill him. I'm too much of a wimp. I was shattered. All those years of marriage, and Geoffrey, my husband, wouldn't forgive me. He rushed the divorce through. I was amazed at the generous settlement, and then I found out why. I found out why after the divorce because that's when your best friends come forward and tell you what they should have told you before. He'd been having an affair with a woman in his office and all I did was hand him a big golden opportunity on a plate."

  "This Mrs. Gore-Appleton," said James. "Didn't Jimmy talk about her, explain to you why he was there with her?"

  "He said she was some sort of do-gooder who was paying for his treatment, but that was all. We didn't talk much except about the health farm and joked about the awful exercises and the food."

  She began to cry quietly. "We're sorry," said Agatha. "We're just trying to find out who murdered Jimmy."

  She dried her eyes and blew her nose. "Why? Who cares?"

  "Until we find out who murdered him, we're all suspects, even you."

  Her eyes widened in alarm. "I shouldn't have told you about sleeping with Jimmy. You won't tell the police?"

  And the two amateur detectives, who were still smarting over having been told to keep out of the investigations, both nodded their heads. "We won't tell," said Agatha. She fished in her handbag and found one of her cards. "Here's my address and number. If you can think of any little thing that might help, please let me know."

  "All right. I'm thinking already."

  "You see," said James, "if we could find this Mrs. Gore-Appleton, I feel we could get somewhere. There's no evidence that she was in on this blackmailing lark. Jimmy was taking only five hundred pounds a month from Sir Desmond Der-rington. Mrs. Gore-Appleton gave an address in Mayfair to the health farm. Mind you, it seems to have been a false address, but believe me, if she had been in on the act, I feel the demand would have been higher. I don't know why. Just an idea. What was she like?"

  Mrs. Comfort frowned. "Let me see...blonde, good figure, bit muscular, loud laugh, sort of plummy voice, was very close to Jimmy but more like a mother looking after her child."

  James remembered Miss Purvey saying that she had seen Jimmy going into Mrs. Gore-Appleton's bedroom one night but kept silent. "She didn't speak to me much or to anyone else, for that matter," Mrs. Comfort went on. "Apart from Jimmy, that is." Her watery eyes suddenly focused sharply on Agatha. "Why did you marry him?"

  Agatha remembered Jimmy when they had first married - reckless, handsome, full of fun. Then Jimmy slowly sinking into alcoholic stupors while she worked hard as a waitress, Jimmy surfacing occasionally from an alcoholic coma to beat her. Their marriage had been short and violent and she could still remember that feeling of glorious freedom when she had walked out on him for the last time, never to return.

  "I was very young," she said. "Jimmy began to drink heavily soon after we were married and so I left him. End of story."

  James said suddenly, "Be careful, Mrs. Comfort."

  "Why?"

  "There's a murderer at large and it's someone who was at that health farm, I'm sure of it. Someone recognized Miss Purvey and decided to shut her up. It could be that Jimmy had something on Miss Purvey and was blackmailing her. That someone could be carrying on the blackmail where Jimmy left off. Are you sure there is nothing else you can remember, however small and insignificant it might seem, which might help?"

  "There was only one stupid thing," she said. "It's about Mrs. Gore-Appleton."

  "What's that?" asked Agatha eagerly.

  "Well, there were times when I thought she would have made a very good man."

  James and Agatha stared at her in surprise.

  "It's just a feeling. She had a very muscular body. She wasn't exactly mannish. It was just something about her. Have you checked out everyone else who was there at the same time as me?"

  James shook his head. "Just the ones who lived near Mircester. There was Sir Desmond. Then there was Miss Purvey, and then yourself."

  "But why did you assume the murderer was someone from near Mircester?"

  "Because Jimmy Raisin was murdered in Carsely. It must have been someone who lives locally'. 'But if you're dealing with a blackmailer, or maybe a couple of blackmailers," protested Mrs. Comfort, "then they could have followed their victims to London or Manchester or wherever! Then Jimmy Raisin could have let slip that he was going to your wedding."

  "I don't like that idea," said Agatha. "A friend of ours got a detective to find Jimmy Raisin and he was living in a packing-case at Waterloo. He was hardly in a state to go around blackmailing anyone."

  "But when he heard you were getting married, he managed to get down to Mircester all right. He could have sobered up enough to go out from his packing-case t
o try one of his old victims and then said something like, oh, "I'm going to Mircester.""

  Agatha groaned. "How many people were there at the same time as you?"

  "Not many. It's so expensive. Only about thirty of us."

  "Thirty," echoed Agatha in a hollow voice.

  "It's got to be someone local," insisted James.

  "But who?" demanded Agatha. "It's obviously not Mrs. Comfort here. Miss Purvey is dead. Sir Desmond is dead. Who's left?"

  "Both of you," suggested Mrs. Comfort with a tinge of malice in her voice.

  "Or Lady Derrington," said James. "What about Lady Derrington? She may have known about the blackmail all along and decided to get rid of Jimmy herself."

  "Or what about Sir Desmond?" put in Agatha. "He could have killed Jimmy and then committed suicide in a fit of remorse."

  "So who killed Miss Purvey?"

  "That could have been Lady Derrington," said Agatha eagerly. "Miss Purvey said she was going to do some detecting. What if she knew something about the Derringtons?"

  "Or," said Mrs. Comfort, "it could have been that woman Derrington was having an affair with."

  They both looked at her in surprise. Then James said slowly, "We never thought of her."

  Mrs. Comfort suddenly stood up. "Well, if that's all...?"

  They got to their feet as well, thanked her for her hospitality, put their glasses on the horrible bar, and left.

  Mrs. Comfort watched them go, watched them get into James's car, watched them drive off. Then she picked up the phone.

  Maddie was seated that evening at the Wongs' family dining table and wondering how soon she could escape. That Bill was immensely fond of his parents was transparently easy to see. But Maddie wondered why. Mrs. Wong was a massive, discontented Gloucestershire woman and his father a morose Hong Kong Chinese. The food was frightful: microwaved steak-and-kidney pie with potatoes made from that dehydrated stuff that comes in a packet - just add water - and tinned green peas of the type that oozes a lake of green dye all over the plate. The wine was a sweet Sauterne.

  Maddie was beginning to think that Bill Wong was not worth all this effort. He was reckoned to be one of the brightest detectives on the force. Maddie was ambitious. She had thought that if she courted Bill, had an affair with Bill, kept close to Bill, then she could pick his brain, maybe solve the case, and get the kudos. But the murder case was still plodding its way through reams of slow, painstaking investigation, and there didn't seem to be a break anywhere, nor did Bill appear to have been struck by any bright ideas.

  She suddenly realized that Mrs. Wong was addressing her. "Our Bill likes his food," said Mrs. Wong, "so you see he gets it."

  "The police canteen looks after his needs," said Maddie.

  "Mother means when you two are married," said Mr. Wong. Maddie was tough, Maddie was selfish, and Maddie was strong, but at those words she felt a stab of panic. Of course she should have realized what an invitation to dinner in the Wong family home would mean.

  "We are not getting married," she said firmly.

  "I haven't even asked her yet," said Bill with an uneasy laugh.

  "Not that we think you're old enough to get married," Mrs. Wong ploughed on. "You young people are always rushing into things. Course, as me and dad were saying the other day, grandchildren would be nice. I always wanted a little girl," she said to Maddie, who was now staring at her plate in fixed embarrassment.

  Maddie was then interrogated about her parents, her brother and sister, where they all lived, and whether she intended to remain in her job after she was married to Bill.

  "Look," said Maddie, her own voice sounding shrill in her ears, "there's been a misunderstanding. I am not going to marry Bill or anyone else at the moment. Now can we change the subject?"

  Mr. Wong looked insulted and Bill, miserable. He could not in his heart blame his parents, for had he not told them that Maddie was the only girl for him? But Bill could never find it in his heart to blame his parents for anything.

  Maddie was only grateful that she had driven herself to Bill's home. She pleaded a headache directly after dinner and then Bill walked her out to her car.

  "You shouldn't have given them the impression we were to be married," said Maddie harshly.

  Bill looked embarrassed. "Well, they are apt to look at every girl I bring home as a possible daughter-in-law. Don't let it spoil things, Maddie."

  "Good night."

  "When will I see you again?"

  "At police headquarters tomorrow."

  "You know what I mean."

  "I'm going to be awfully busy in my spare time." Maddie slid neatly into the driving-seat, closed the door on Bill's protest, and drove off, without, his policeman's mind noticed, putting her seat-belt on.

  He stood there feeling lost. He thought of Agatha and wished she were back in her own cottage, without James. He suddenly wanted to talk to Agatha. She wasn't married to James. Perhaps he could get her to come to the pub with him.

  James looked surprised when Bill Wong, with the air of a schoolboy asking if a mate could come out and play, requested to see Agatha for a private conversation.

  Agatha appeared in the doorway as well. "Come in," said James. "I'll go out for a walk if you like."

  "No, I'll take Agatha to the pub, if that's all right."

  "Catch up with you later," said James.

  "Leave your car," said Agatha, joining Bill. "We'll walk to the Red Lion."

  "I would rather go somewhere more private," said Bill. "I don't want Lacey to join us."

  When she was in his car, Agatha asked nervously, "Am I in trouble?"

  He gave her a sad little smile. "No, I think I am. We'll go to the Royal White Hart in Moreton. Wait till we get there."

  The bar for once was comparatively empty. Autumn had come, the leaves were falling and the tourists had disappeared. One of the difficulties of living in a beauty spot like the English Cotswolds, reflected Agatha, was that, for a good part of the year, it was swamped with tourists; but then one couldn't complain: anyone moving out of his own village automatically became a tourist.

  They took seats at the corner of one of the large tables by the fireplace, where a stack of logs was burning brightly.

  "So," said Agatha, "what's up? No one else murdered, I hope?"

  He shook his head. "It's me and Maddie."

  Agatha felt an irrational stab of jealousy and then reminded herself severely that Bill was in his twenties and she in her fifties. "What's hatchet face been up to then?" she asked.

  Bill grinned. "I'd almost forgotten how much I liked you."

  Agatha suddenly felt tears welling up in her eyes and fought them back. She wondered if she would ever get used to this new feeling of being liked. It seemed that during her long business life, no one had ever liked Agatha Raisin, and with good reason. The old Agatha had not been either likeable or lovable.

  "Go on," she said.

  Bill looked at the firelight shining in the contents of his half-pint glass and said, "You know I was keen on Maddie."

  "Yes."

  Bill sighed. "You know something, Agatha, I was born too late. There's something awfully old-fashioned about me. I think when a woman goes to bed with me that it means some sort of commitment."

  "And it didn't?"

  "I thought it did. I had the wedding all planned, I had even begun to look at houses. I'd totally forgotten that I had not mentioned any of those rosy dreams to Maddie. I invited her home this evening to meet my parents."

  Agatha was about to say, oh dear, but bit it back. She privately thought that Mr. and Mrs. Wong would be enough to kill love in even the most romantic female breast.

  "Well, you know what Mum and Dad are like. They just come out with things. It's not their fault they're so honest."

  It's their fault they're so bloody rude, thought Agatha, but said nothing.

  "So Mum assumed we were going to get married, and to tell the truth, I had pretty much assumed the same thing. But Maddie
got scared off and I don't think she's going to see me again, outside police work. The pain's awful, Agatha. She was so fed up with me, she drove off without even her seat-belt on."

  "Maybe she'll be all right tomorrow," said Agatha and then cursed herself for raising false hopes.

  His face brightened for a moment and then fell. "No, I have a gut feeling it's over. You know what rejection feels like, Agatha."

  Agatha pressed his hand, and those tears that she could now not hold back welled up and spilled over onto her cheeks.

  "Oh, Agatha," said Bill, "I didn't mean to make you cry."

  But Agatha was crying for herself, for losing James, for what seemed to her years of a wasted loveless life devoted to work.

  She dried her eyes and pulled herself together with an effort. "All I can suggest, Bill, is that when you see her tomorrow, you're just as friendly and casual and normal as possible, so that she has nothing to react against. Maybe take some other girl out. But if she still wants you, she'll let you know. If not, then you'll save face."

  Bill grinned. "I'm only half Chinese and my poor soul is pure Gloucestershire. You're right. But how can any woman make love, spend nights, and then just walk off, just like that?"

  Because she thought you were expendable, thought Agatha. Because she thought you would further her career if she could pick your brains, but after meeting your parents and being threatened with marriage, she thought it was all just not worth the effort. Because she's a cold bitch. There are gold-diggers and career-diggers, and your precious Maddie is a career-digger. Aloud she said, "A lot of women are surprisingly terrified of marriage, particularly if they are interested in their jobs. But I don't suppose that makes you feel any better. Rejection is a pain in the bum. Have another drink, something stronger."

  "I'm driving."

  "And I feel like getting drunk," said Agatha. "We'll take a cab back. James can drive you back to Mircester and then take a cab home."

  "Hadn't you better phone him and ask him?"

  "No, he'll do it. Let's drink. Change over to the hard stuff."