The Flirt (The Regency Intrigue Series Book 1)

  The Flirt

  M. C. Beaton/ Marion Chesney

  Copyright

  The Flirt

  Copyright ©1985 by Marion Chesney

  Cover art to the electronic edition copyright © 2011 by RosettaBooks, LLC

  All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.

  First electronic edition published 2011 by RosettaBooks LLC, New York.

  ISBN Mobipocket edition: 9780795320118

  Contents

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  For my friend

  Rachael Feild,

  With love

  Chapter

  One

  The ballroom was a swirling kaleidoscope of color and jewels, flowers and candles. Almack’s Assembly Rooms at the height of the Season. All the rich and privileged were there, talking, flirting, gossiping.

  In the very center of the most exclusive group stood Elizabeth Markham in a gown of gold tissue, her hair dressed à la Sappho and little gold sandals on her feet. Although she was only seventeen, her beauty had broken many hearts during the Season. The jealous had labeled her a dangerous flirt. But the fact was that Elizabeth, despite her beauty, did not think much of herself and never took any of her courtiers seriously. For most of her adolescence, she had been a fat little girl and had only recently emerged as a swan. Her fair, almost silver hair gleamed with health, and her wide-spaced blue eyes shone like sapphires. Her admirers competed with each other as to which of them would have the honor of leading her into the waltz, and at last they all fell back and left the field to Lord Charles Lufford. Lord Charles, youngest son of the duke of Dunster, was a noted leader of the ton, and some said his power was greater than Mr. Brummell’s. He was a tall elegant man in his midthirties, with jet-black hair and vivid green eyes that looked out on the world with a mocking gaze.

  He was said to be the only man in London who had not fallen victim to the bewitching Miss Markham’s beauty.

  She had always been aware of him. Although he irritated her with that lazy mocking air of his, he was undoubtedly the most handsome man on the London scene. It piqued her that he should seem to remain so indifferent to her and would not play the same flirtatious game as her other suitors. For although in her heart Elizabeth did not take any of her suitors’ compliments seriously, at the same time she craved their praise, always fearful she would look in her glass and find she had changed back into the former dumpy and plain Elizabeth of such a short time ago.

  “Are you determined to break all the hearts in London, Miss Markham?” he teased. “There is only one day of the Season left, and you have still to break mine.”

  “Yours is said to be unbreakable, my lord.”

  “Perhaps. But have you no pity for those you do break?”

  “If they really broke, I would weep. But the gentlemen only pretend to admire me. This Season I am the fashion. They will find another belle the next.”

  “So young and so cynical. What of young Cartwright, gone to the wars because you rejected his suit?”

  Elizabeth gave an infinitesimal shrug. “I think you will find he really wanted to go. He put it about it was because of me. It is tonish to act so.”

  “One of these days, Miss Markham,” he said severely, “your heart will break, and then you will remember the Cartwrights of this world with pity.”

  The colors of the ballroom and the voices faded and swirled off into the mists of memory. A chill northern wind blew down the bleak cobbled street. Elizabeth shivered and drew her shawl more closely about her shoulders.

  She must stop retreating into the past. It only made the pain of the present more acute. She was no longer the reigning petted and feted belle of London society but Miss Elizabeth Markham, poor relation and spinster of the parish.

  Her heart had not been broken by any man but by the cruelty of her relations.

  On the day after that last ball, her parents had been killed. Her father had been driving her mother in his racing curricle. He had never been a good driver or a good judge of horseflesh, and his mettlesome team had bolted. The carriage had shivered to pieces. Her mother had broken her neck, and her father had been dragged along the ground in his desperate efforts to stop his team. He had lived only a few hours after his wife.

  The jewels and the clothes, the house in the country, and the house in London all went under the hammer to pay the spendthrift Markham couple’s debts. The only relative prepared to give a home to Elizabeth was her uncle Julius, her father’s brother, a dissenting minister who lived in the town of Bramley, Yorkshire.

  Julius Markham was a grim, sour-faced man who lived with an equally sour-faced wife and two spiteful daughters in a cold square barracks of a house in the center of the town.

  He had long despised his brother’s profligate mode of life and was determined to apply the lash of Christianity to Elizabeth’s back in order to flog out all of the seven deadly sins she had obviously inherited in full measure from her parents.

  At first she had rebelled. She had cried and screamed when all her pretty clothes and few remaining trinkets were shut away in the attic. As a punishment she had been locked in her room and starved until she repented. Elizabeth had only pretended to repent, determined to get her own way in the end. But as dreary day followed dreary day, as the burden of parish visiting was thrust upon her, her spirit began to break, and she longed for each night to come so that she could lose herself in sleep.

  Two years had passed since that London Season. Two years of drudgery and cruelty. She had been put into black mourning clothes and, it seemed, was never to be allowed out of them. Her once-fashionably cut hair was now long and severely braided on top of her head, her white-gold locks hidden under a depressing bonnet shaped like a coal scuttle.

  That one golden memory of the ball had come flying in from the moors on the first breath of spring wind. How casual and flighty I was, thought Elizabeth with a sort of wonder. If only I could have foreseen the future, then I would have married the first man who asked me.

  During that Season, she had pitied the girls who had to marry before the end of it in order to justify the horrendous expense. Although Elizabeth accepted that all women were expected to marry as early as possible, she had somehow dreamt that things in her case would be different, that she would be able to pick and choose. Other debutantes might marry for money, for safety, or the freedom from strict social laws imposed on all virgins but not she.

  She hesitated on the doorstep of Number 7 Glebe Street, reluctant to enter. Mrs. Battersby lived at Number 7 along with her drunken husband and her six children. A year ago, before she had entered Mr. Markham’s church, she had been a rosy, rather slatternly countrywoman, amused at her husband’s drunken bouts rather than outraged.

  But Mr. Markham had persuaded her that there would be no place in Heaven for her or her children if she did not reform her husband. She had gradually turned into a bitter, nagging woman, and the more she nagged, the more guilty her husband became, and the more guilty he became, the more he drank.

  And the more Mrs. Battersby complained, the more it seemed she was regarded as a true member of the church.

  Elizabeth closed her eyes and knocked at the door, praying that she might manage to cut the visit as short as possible.

  She coul
d see the purpose of visits to the poor with clothes or visits to the sick with cordials and medicine, but a visit to a poor tortured woman for the sole purpose of reporting her failure to sober her husband to Mr. Markham seemed cruel and useless. Elizabeth would gladly have lied had Mrs. Battersby wished it, but Mrs. Battersby had become that most unsympathetic of creatures, a self-ordained martyr, and she would not have thanked Elizabeth one little bit for having taken the edge off her martyrdom.

  Mrs. Battersby herself opened the door and invited Elizabeth in with a jerk of her head. “He’s here,” she said with gloomy relish. The Battersbys lived in the small dark bottom half of a house. Living room and bedroom were combined, the sleeping quarters being one large bed set into a recess in the wall in which all eight Battersbys slept together. The children, ages six to sixteen, were all out working at the wool manufactury. It was not so much the amount Mr. Battersby spent on gin that kept the family in such abysmal poverty but the amount Mrs. Battersby gave to the church. She had obviously never looked at the framed text Charity Begins at Home that ornamented the wall over the bed.

  Mr. Battersby was seated at a table in the center of the room, his head pillowed in his arms. A cloud of blue despair engendered by hangover and wifely nagging seemed to hover over his head.

  Mrs. Battersby was still wearing the country dress she had worn as a girl; short basqued bodice, petticoat, and a folded handkerchief draped over head under a black square-crowned felt hat.

  “He’s done it again,” she said, folding her hands over her bosom and looking at her husband with grim satisfaction, “and so I shall tell Mr. Markham come Sunday.”

  “It says in the Bible,” said Elizabeth timidly, “that we should learn to turn the other cheek.”

  “It says,” said Mrs. Battersby, “in the Psalms, ‘Upon the ungodly He shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, storm and tempest; this shall be their portion to drink.’”

  “Oh, dear,” said Elizabeth, having a ludicrous vision of poor Mr. Battersby cowering under a storm of bear traps and rabbit snares. She said aloud, “I am come to ask you, as usual, if we can expect to see Mr. Battersby in church.”

  “Ask him,” said Mrs. Battersby grimly. “Miss do be speaking to you,” she said to her husband, shouting so loudly that one of the neighbors hammered on the wall.

  “I ain’t a sinner,” said Mr. Battersby, raising his heavy head and disclosing a swollen and purple face. “It’s that Markham what’s the sinner. Him and his hellfire. There ain’t been a bit o’ peace in this house since Martha was took by the church. I ain’t going to be preachified at; and so you can tell him.” He got to his feet.

  “Where are you going?” screamed his wife.

  “Out,” he snarled, “to get drunk.”

  “Stop him,” yelled Mrs. Battersby. She threw herself in front of her husband and spat full in his face. Like an enraged bull, he lashed out at her with such force that she shot backward across the room and fell, hitting her head on the fender with a sickening crack.

  Elizabeth rushed forward to help her, feeling sick, feeling sure the blow had killed her. But Mrs. Battersby lunged to her feet, thrust Elizabeth aside, and tore out into the street after her husband, where she could be heard shouting, “Strike me, would you? Hit me again. That’s what you want to do, isn’t it. Isn’t it? Hit me. Go on. Hit me!”

  There was the sound of a scuffle and then a thump. Mrs. Battersby came back a few minutes later, holding her eye. “That’ll be real black by Sunday. Wait till they sees it,” she said with satisfaction. She seemed to be enjoying herself, to have had some sort of release caused by her husband’s violence.

  “Now, miss,” she went on cheerfully, “why don’t you read me a bit of the Psalms while I get on with my cleaning.”

  “Very well.” Elizabeth took her Bible out of her reticule. Mrs. Battersby was always scouring some part of the house with such ferocity that Elizabeth sometimes thought it a miracle that the whole place wasn’t erased, simply rubbed out, leaving a gap like a lost tooth in the row of houses.

  As she read, she noticed the way Mrs. Battersby’s lips moved soundlessly. She was probably rehearsing what she would say next Sunday.

  Then, as she read, Elizabeth found the face of Lord Charles Lufford rising before her mind’s eye. His father, the duke of Dunster, had estates about twenty miles outside the town. When she had first come to Bramley, Elizabeth used to dream that Lord Charles would drive through the town, see her, and promptly demand her hand in marriage. She could well imagine Lord Charles’s cool and mocking air putting her uncle firmly in his place. But no such rescuer rode to her side, and after a while, she ceased to dream, for the temporary escape supplied by fantasies made the return to harsh reality all the more unpleasant.

  Then she frowned. Lord Charles had not been numbered among her suitors, therefore why should she now think of him? The only reason she had thought of him two years ago was because there was a possibility she might see him should he visit his father.

  “Go on,” admonished Mrs. Battersby, and Elizabeth blushed, realizing she had stopped reading.

  The sun was dying at the end of the street when she left, going down over Bramley in a blaze of yellow glory, washing the cobbles with gold and gilding the chimneypots. Blackbirds were caroling from the rooftops, and there was that seductive smell of spring in the air.

  For the first time in two years, Elizabeth began to feel a tiny spark of rebellion. There must be some way to escape. If only she had known what was going to happen that sunny Season that now seemed so very long ago. She would have married anyone. Why had she not been like the other girls? Why had she not accepted the reality that marriage was the only future for a gentlewoman?

  She pushed open the tall iron gates that led to Chuff House, which was the name of the Markham residence. She had never found out whether a family called Chuff had once lived there or whether it was a local word now fallen into disuse. Chuff seemed too friendly and warm a name for the tall, grim, brick mansion facing her.

  She rang the bell—she was not allowed a key—and the door was answered by Perkins. Perkins was a tall, grim-faced northern woman who had worked as parlor-maid–cum-housemaid for the Markhams for the past twenty years. She crackled with starch. The streamers of her cap were so starched that they stuck out rigidly over the knot of hair at the back of her neck.

  Elizabeth asked her to take her cloak and shawl, but Perkins stalked off, affecting not to hear. Although Mr. Markham’s two daughters, Patience and Prudence, were waited on hand and foot, it was understood among the servants that Miss Elizabeth must shift for herself.

  Elizabeth put her cloak and shawl in the cloakroom and went upstairs to wash her hands before supper. She stood at the bedroom window for a moment looking out. The moors rose gently above the town, a green-and-brown patchwork under the setting sun. A messenger boy strolled along the street below, his hands thrust in his pockets, whistling loudly.

  The garden below was as ordered and chastised as the souls of Mr. Markham’s flock. Sooty laurels struggled up from their bed of gravel to crouch against the iron railings. A line of pollarded elms decorated the front, and the few flower beds were kept from any temptation to riot by prim borders of clam-shells and green shards of broken bottles.

  Elizabeth watched until the very last bit of sun had sunk below the horizon and the clamor of the supper bell sounded from downstairs.

  The Markham family was already seated at table when Elizabeth slipped quietly into the dining room. Mr. Markham sat at the head of the table. He was a tall man who looked smaller because of a perpetual stoop. His face was very white against the rusty black of his clericals, and he had rather protruding pale blue eyes. Mrs. Markham, who sat at the opposite end of the table, was small and dumpy, the roundness of her country features being marred by a bristling orange-red mustache. Elizabeth still remembered her own surprised laughter on her arrival when she had first seen that mustache. She had thought Mrs. Markham was a jolly sort of woman wh
ose idea of fun was to put on a false mustache. Mrs. Markham had been outraged at what she called Elizabeth’s deliberate impertinence, but her outrage had not made her shave it off.

  Patience and Prudence were younger versions of their mother. Both had frizzed and teased orange-red hair. Prudence, at twenty-one, was older than Patience by a year, and her upper lip had a soft orange bloom on it, harbinger of the middle-aged mustache to come. Both girls were great gigglers. They always seemed to be laughing at someone else, and so their giggles had a spiteful edge. They were both finely if unfashionably dressed in the same pattern of gowns and the same color of ribbons by the town dressmaker. Mrs. Markham had dressed them alike since the day Patience was born and was proud when people thought they were twins, as though delivering herself of a double burden of baby had been something rare and wonderful. The female side of the Markham family did not share Mr. Markham’s religious fanaticism, and strangely enough, he did not seem to expect them to do so. Patience and Prudence were often absent from church because of various minor ailments, and Mrs. Markham had the Headache—her prime weapon—which had served her so far from attending too many church services and from bearing any more children.

  Although the Markhams were gentry, their tastes and companions hailed from the middle class of the town.

  Supper consisted of damson pie, pork pie, mutton steaks, hot mashed potatoes, puffs, brawn, and cold roast beef.

  Elizabeth was very hungry. She wondered whether to rebel and serve herself as the members of the Markham family were doing, but that would mean bread and water for days as a punishment. It had been made plain to Elizabeth from the day of her arrival that she should wait patiently until Mrs. Markham finally decided to give her a little food from the spread on the table.

  Did Mrs. Markham suspect or sense that spark of rebellion inside Elizabeth that was slowly growing into a flame? Perhaps it was the new glow in Elizabeth’s large blue eyes, eyes that looked too large for her thin face, that caused Mrs. Markham to give her less than usual.